November 11, 2015 at 01:27PM on Facebook

Our gathra, who cradgies in the manyak-norch,
We turry kerrath about your moniker.
Let’s turry to the norch where your jeel cradgies,
And let your jeel shans get greydied nosher same as it is where you cradgie.
Bug us eynik to lush this thullis,
And turri us you’re nijesh sharrig for the eyniks we greydied
Just like we ain’t sharrig at the needies that greydi the same to us.
Nijesh let us soonie eyniks that’ll make us greydi gammy eyniks,
But solk us away from the taddy.
—the Lord’s Prayer in Shelta, the language of Irish Travellers

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